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Til jer danskere der vil have perker ud af danmark, i vil fortryde det fordi I kommer til at mangle:

- ADEL Jeres pizza og durum!
- Køre jer med taxa!
- Ingen Sharwarma .
- Sælge jeres frugt og grønt!
- Sælge jeres cigaretter og aviser !
- Politiet har ikke noget og lave.
- Og i kommer aldrig til at se BMW´er på gaden!
- BT og Ekstra bladet bliver heller ikke så sjove at læse !
- I har ingen at disse på Gaden !
- Danske piger får mangel af sex.
- Pia Kjærsgård har ikk noget at lave.
- Danmark bliver fuldstændig kedelig.


var ieFLG=0
var n4FLG=0
if (document.all){
ieFLG=1
}else{
if (document.getElementById){
n4FLG=0
}else{
n4FLG=1
}
}


//---
//--- main function ---
//---

function mainF(){
clearTimeout(timerID)
tim=tim+1
with (Math){tmptim=floor(tim/10)}
tmptc=""
tmptb=tim/10
if (tim==tmptim*10){tmptc=".0"}
ballX=ballX+ballDX
ballY=ballY+ballDY
outCHK()
blkCHK()
if (document.getElementById){
document.SC.TM.value=tmptb+tmptc
document.SC.CL.value=blclr
document.SC.SR.value=blclr*100-tim
document.getElementById("ball").style.top = ballY
document.getElementById("ball").style.left = ballX
}else{
if (ieFLG==1){
document.SC.TM.value=tmptb+tmptc
document.SC.CL.value=blclr
document.SC.SR.value=blclr*200-tim
ball.style.posTop = ballY
ball.style.posLeft = ballX
}else{
document.layers"info".document.forms0.TM.value=tmptb+tmptc
document.layers"info".document.forms0.CL.value=blclr
document.layers"info".document.forms0.SR.value=blclr*200-tim
document.layers"ball".moveTo(ballX,ballY)
}
}
racketMove()
if (gameFLG==1){timerID = setTimeout("mainF()",INT)}
}


//---
//--- sub functions ---
//---

//game init
function initG(){
keyP=0
if (endFLG == 0){
endFLG=1
blclr=0
tim=0
ballN=3
with (Math){tmptim=floor(tim/10)}
if (document.getElementById){
document.SC.TM.value=tmptim
document.getElementById("ovrmes").style.top=-1000
document.getElementById("clrmes").style.top=-1000
}else{
if (ieFLG==1){
document.SC.TM.value=tmptim
clrmes.style.top=-1000
ovrmes.style.top=-1000
}else{
document.layers"info".document.forms0.TM.value=tmptim
document.layers"ovrmes".visibility="HIDE"
document.layers"clrmes".visibility="HIDE"
}
}
for (ib=0; ib<5; ib++){for (ia=0; ia<8; ia++){
tmpIDn=ib*8+ia+1
if (document.getElementById){
document.getElementById(tmpIDn).style.backgroundColor = blcol[ib]
}else{
if (ieFLG==1){
document.all(tmpIDn+9).style.backgroundColor = blcol[ib]
}else{
document.layers[tmpIDn].bgColor=blcol[ib]
}
}
blsta[ib*8+ia]=ib
}}
}
if (document.getElementById){
document.SC.BL.value=ballN
document.getElementById("starter").style.top=-1000
}else{
if (ieFLG==1){
document.SC.BL.value=ballN
starter.style.top=-1000
}else{
document.layers["info"].document.forms[0].BL.value=ballN
document.layers["starter"].visibility="HIDE"
}
}
gameFLG=1;loadFLG=1
ballX=209;ballY=270;ballDX=-8;ballDY=-8;tmpRL=193;missFLG=0
timerID = setTimeout("mainF()",INT)
}


function keyDown(DnEvents){
if (ieFLG==0){
k=DnEvents.which
}else{
k=window.event.keyCode
}

if (k == 54){keyP=5} //6
if (k == 102){keyP=5} //6

if (k == 52){keyP=-5} //4
if (k == 100){keyP=-5} //4

if (k == 83){if (gameFLG==0){initG()}} //S
if (k == 115){if (gameFLG==0){initG()}} //s
}

function keyUp(UpEvents){
if (ieFLG==0){
k=UpEvents.which
}else{
k=window.event.keyCode
}
if (k == 102){keyP=0} //6
if (k == 54 ){keyP=0} //4
if (k == 100){keyP=0} //6
if (k == 52 ){keyP=0} //4
}


//racket move
function racketMove(){
if (loadFLG==1){
if (keyP != 0){
tmpkeyP=keyP*keyPr
if (tmpkeyP>=0){
if (keyPr != 0){
if (Math.abs(keyPr)<15){keyPr=keyPr*1.2}
}else{
keyPr=keyP
}
}else{
keyPr=keyP
}
}else{
keyPr=0
}
tmpRL=tmpRL+keyPr
if (tmpRL<16){tmpRL=16}
if (tmpRL>370){tmpRL=370}
if (document.getElementById){
document.getElementById("racket").style.left=tmpRL
}else{
if (ieFLG==1){
racket.style.left=tmpRL
}else{
document.layers"racket".left=tmpRL
}
}
}
}

//wall and racket check
function outCHK(){
if (ballX < 16){ballX=32-ballX;ballDX=-ballDX}
if (ballX > 401){ballX=802-ballX;ballDX=-ballDX}
if (ballY < 16){ballY=32-ballY;ballDY=-ballDY}
if (ballY >= 272){
if (missFLG==0){
tmpX=(ballDX/ballDY)*(272-ballY)+ballX
if (tmpX >= tmpRL-12){
if (tmpX <= tmpRL+42){
ballY=272;ballDY=-ballDY
ballX=tmpX
ballRD=tmpX-tmpRL
with (Math){ballDX=8*abs(ballDX)/ballDX}
if (ballRD<-4){ballDX=-15}
if (ballRD>36){ballDX=15}
if (ballRD>=14){if (ballRD<=16){ballDX=-2}}
if (ballRD>=17){if (ballRD<=20){ballDX=2}}
if (ballRD>=0){if (ballRD<=4){ballDX=-4}}
if (ballRD>=2Smiley{if (ballRD<=32){ballDX=4}}
if (ballRD>=-4){if (ballRD<=-1){ballDX=-11}}
if (ballRD>=33){if (ballRD<=36){ballDX=11}}
}
}
if (ballDY>0){missFLG=1}
}else{
if (ballY>290){missFLG=0;ballN=ballN-1;gameEnd()}
}
}
}

//block check
function blkCHK(){
tmpY=ballY+4;tmpX=ballX+4
if (tmpY>=4Smiley{if (tmpY<=147){if (tmpX>=29){if (tmpX<=396){
with (Math) {
ia=floor((tmpX-29)/46);ib=floor((tmpY-48)/20);ic=ib*8+ia
}
if (blsta[ic]<=4){
tmpbc=blsta[ic]+1
blsta[ic]=tmpbc
tmpIDnc=ic+1
if (document.getElementById){
document.getElementById(tmpIDnc).style.backgroundColor = blcol[tmpbc]
}else{
if (ieFLG==1){
document.all(tmpIDnc+9).style.backgroundColor = blcol[tmpbc]
}else{
document.layers[tmpIDnc].bgColor=blcol[tmpbc]
}
}
if (tmpbc==5){blclr=blclr+1}
if (blclr >= 40){gameEnd()}

if (ballDX>0){
iy=(ballDY/ballDX)*(29+46*ia-tmpX)+tmpY
if (iy>48+20*ib+1Smiley{
tmpY1=48+20*ib+18
tmpX1=(ballDX/ballDY)*(48+20*ib+18-tmpY)+tmpX
ballX=tmpX1-4;ballY=tmpY1-4
ballDY=-ballDY
}else{
if (iy<44+20*ib){
tmpY1=48+20*ib
tmpX1=(ballDX/ballDY)*(48+20*ib-tmpY)+tmpX
ballX=tmpX1-4;ballY=tmpY1-4
ballDY=-ballDY
}else{
tmpX1=29+46*ia
tmpY1=(ballDY/ballDX)*(29+46*ia-tmpX)+tmpY
ballX=tmpX1-4;ballY=tmpY1-4
ballDX=-ballDX
}
}
}else{
iy=(ballDY/ballDX)*(29+46*ia+44-tmpX)+tmpY
if (iy>48+20*ib+1Smiley{
tmpY1=48+20*ib+18
tmpX1=(ballDX/ballDY)*(48+20*ib+18-tmpY)+tmpX
ballX=tmpX1-4;ballY=tmpY1-4
ballDY=-ballDY
}else{
if (iy<44+20*ib){
tmpY1=48+20*ib
tmpX1=(ballDX/ballDY)*(48+20*ib-tmpY)+tmpX
ballX=tmpX1-4;ballY=tmpY1-4
ballDY=-ballDY
}else{
tmpX1=29+46*ia+44
tmpY1=(ballDY/ballDX)*(29+46*ia+44-tmpX)+tmpY
ballX=tmpX1-4;ballY=tmpY1-4
ballDX=-ballDX
}
}
}

}
}}}}
}

//game end
function gameEnd(){
gameFLG=0
loadFLG=0
if (document.getElementById){
document.SC.BL.value=ballN
document.getElementById("starter").style.top=200
if (blclr >= 40){
document.getElementById("clrmes").style.top=150
endFLG=0
}
if (ballN <= 0){
document.getElementById("ovrmes").style.top=160
endFLG=0
}
}else{
if (ieFLG==1){
document.SC.BL.value=ballN
starter.style.top=200
if (blclr >= 40){
clrmes.style.top=150
endFLG=0
}
if (ballN <= 0){
ovrmes.style.top=160
endFLG=0
}
}else{
document.layers["info"].document.forms[0].BL.value=ballN
document.layers["starter"].visibility="SHOW"
if (blclr >= 40){
document.layers"clrmes".visibility="SHOW"
endFLG=0
}
if (ballN <= 0){
document.layers["ovrmes"].visibility="SHOW"
endFLG=0
}
}
}
}

//Event init
function onLD(){
document.onkeydown = keyDown
document.onkeyup = keyUp

if (document.getElementById){
document.getElementById("starter").style.top=200
document.getElementById("info").style.top=16
}else{
if (ieFLG==1){
starter.style.top=200
info.style.top=16
}else{
document.layers["starter"].visibility="SHOW"
}
}
if (n4FLG!=0){document.captureEvents(Event.KEYDOWN|Event.KEYUP)}
}

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